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I hope I'm not the only person that takes a few seconds to appreciate safety instructions on an airplane right before takeoff, beacuse they're freakin' funny! The videos are bad, but the safety brochures are horrible. They're a joke. Just look at this picture of an American Airlines safety brochure.
The information that they're trying to get out isn't bad, it's the fact that they have a goofy looking man flying out of the emergency shoot (bottom row, middle) that makes these things so corny. I mean, it looks like he's doing his best Superman impression! And the background in the picture in the lower right looks like a third grader drew it. It seems like with all the safety precautions that airlines are taking nowadays they could at least spend five minutes on their safety brochure. COMMENT THIS BEE-OTCH!______BOOKMARK ME!______
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To set this up for you, I was on ustream.tv when out from nowhere I got a mean message. Pretty much after that it got uglier and uglier. This is what it looked like - I didn't edit any of it.
[
ustreamer-56425 : u suck
ustreamer-56425 : f u
jignutz : wtf. who are yo
ustreamer-56425 : i did yo mom
ustreamer-56425 : kick jignutz
jignutz : u cant do any better?
jignutz : whats ur username.
jignutz : it says ustreamer-56425
ustreamer-56425 : my user name is fuck u u mother fucker
jignutz : OK
jignutz : ur cool
jignutz : u can cuss. omg. u must be a big boy
ustreamer-56425 : im comming 4 u
jignutz : now im scared
ustreamer-56425 : sleep tight
jignutz : i do and i will
jignutz : ur probably some fatass eatin beef jerky
jignutz : all day long
ustreamer-56425 : while im doing ur mom
jignutz : u cant get someone ur own age. thats sad. at least i got a hotty
ustreamer-56425 : eating beef jerky out her pussy
jignutz : wow. youre not demented
jignutz : u must be jealous of my name
ustreamer-56425 : the eiephant man yo girlfriend
jignutz : huh?
jignutz : do you need help spelling
ustreamer-56425 : i get a whole lot of girl than u an i have more money than u eva have
jignutz : r u iapple?
ustreamer-56425 : no bitch
jignutz : really. now im intimidated
jignutz : i hope you enjoy sucking cock. your really cool
ustreamer-56425 : fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk uuuuuu
ustreamer-56425 : thats yo mom job
jignutz : wow. your so smart. you can make words longer than they really are
ustreamer-56425 : thx
ustreamer-56425 : bitch
jignutz : u mispelled thanks dumbass
ustreamer-56425 : u like that kind of shit
jignutz : ok. keep on satisfying yourself.
ustreamer-56425 : if u think im cool by doing this u have no life
ustreamer-56425 : this isnt cool
jignutz : i dont have a life. thats why i thinks your cool.
jignutz : who the fuck are you anyways
ustreamer-56425 : im your role model
ustreamer-56425 : im soo cool
jignutz : so. where do you live
ustreamer-56425 : im going to do a cool thing aaaaaaaaaabbbbbcccccdddd i made the words long
ustreamer-56425 : thats cool
jignutz : r u amusing yourself
ustreamer-56425 : kinda
ustreamer-56425 : u
jignutz : a little. ive never gotten into an online bitchfight
ustreamer-56425 : me neither
ustreamer-56425 : never will
]
So, that's pretty much what an online bitch-fight looks like.
______BOOKMARK ME!______
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The information that they're trying to get out isn't bad, it's the fact that they have a goofy looking man flying out of the emergency shoot (bottom row, middle) that makes these things so corny. I mean, it looks like he's doing his best Superman impression! And the background in the picture in the lower right looks like a third grader drew it. It seems like with all the safety precautions that airlines are taking nowadays they could at least spend five minutes on their safety brochure. 
